Fabulist!

Fear not! It's coming to the end of Valentine's Day, but we are here to help you out.

Please find attached a perfectly serviceable Valentine's card, for the use of the chronically forgetful. Put the car keys down, all is well with the world.

And don't ever say we don't love you. Or use double negatives.

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(Also? Code D must truly care for us, for they have cards for practically every occasion! Hurrah!)

P.S. This may sail merrily over the heads of those not based in the UK, but nae worries - next time you're over in this neck in the woods, buy some Tesco Value Baked Beans, and you'll think these are really funny, trust me.