Fabulist!

This link passed the Jewlie test. I sent it to her, and she immediately bought some for her cat-- we're splitting a pack, so my feline will also get the joy of these small drug sticks.

From the site: "Matatabi is Japanese catnip. Specifically it is a vine in the kiwi family that produces fruit. We import our matatabi logs directly from a small organic farm located in the mountains of Wakayama, in Japan. For ages cats have been enjoying matatabi's vine, leaves, and fruit. Our organic matatabi is coated in the powder of the dried fruit. "

Sounds fancy, right? It's just catnip. The marketing language folk at this company deserve an "A+" -- the product sounds like a million dollars, and costs only five bucks.

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